for your healthTumblr (3.0; @chriscorning)http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/<p>Have gotten 6 mass “happy thanksgiving” texts so far from people I talk to 1-3 times a month. Is this a new thing?</p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/258679714http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/258679714Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:36:29 -0800<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/mdn/all/~3/df0Tuf4YpwM/20091125p2a00m0na002000c.html">Man commits suicide after disappearance of prized bull semen stocks</a>: <p>IKI, Nagasaki — Both the prefecture and the Japan Agricultural Cooperative (JA) branch here are investigating after some 1,300 tubes of prized bull semen went missing and a person connected with the…</p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/256720868http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/256720868Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:26:47 -0800<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stress%20to%20Impress&defid=4385466">Stress to Impress</a>: <p> Temporary anxiety caused by the need or want to show off a certain skill in front of a person or group. The skill can usually be attained unless others are watching, causing the stress. </p> <p> <i> Person…</i></p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/256720865http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/256720865Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:26:47 -0800<a href="http://la.metblogs.com/2009/11/23/let-l-tryptophan-be-your-only-drug-this-year/">Let L-tryptophan Be Your Only Drug This Thanksgiving | Los Angeles ...</a>: <p>If you think you might need help getting through Thanksgiving without picking up or if, at some point during the holiday you decide you’re ready to try life without the monkey on your back, it might…</p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/256130762http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/256130762Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:06:58 -0800<a href="http://conorh.tumblr.com/post/255901531">(via theresalighton)</a>: <img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkaoyEBsD1qzvkmjo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://theresalighton.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">theresalighton</a>)</p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/256130733http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/256130733Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:06:56 -0800<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_noveller_allows_people_to_post?utm_source=onion_rss_daily">New 'Noveller' Allows People To Post Novels They Write During Course Of Their Day</a>: <p>SAN FRANCISCO—”I love it,” said Sheena Wulf, a Novellist from Kansas City, MO. “If I’m ever sitting in a coffee shop and my sense of alienation and utter detachment from contemporary life provides me…</p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/255755894http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/255755894Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:14:45 -0800<p>Ramen Nippon kanai to issho desu.</p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/255259687http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/255259687Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:16:12 -0800<a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35155225">Super Emo Wolverine by mustardbud on Etsy</a>: <p><div> <h1>Super Emo Wolverine</h1> </div> <div> <div><a href="http://ny-image0.etsy.com//il_fullxfull.104677008.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://ny-image0.etsy.com//il_430xN.104677008.jpg" alt="Super Emo Wolverine" width="430"/></a></div> <div><a href="http://ny-image0.etsy.com//il_fullxfull.104677008.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.etsy.com/images/icon_zoom.gif" alt="zoom" height="12" width="40"/></a></div> </div></p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/254994093http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/254994093Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:30:21 -0800<p>new blog post: Mirrors: Mirrors: Stories of Almost Everyone by Eduardo Galeano<br/> My rating: 5 of 5 stars<br/> I just read… <a href="http://bit.ly/7H8dEs" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/7H8dEs</a></p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/254944987http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/254944987Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:50:40 -0800<a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/zCI9E_DO3NI/new_noveller_allows_people_to_post">New 'Noveller' Allows People To Post Novels They Write During Course Of Their Day</a>: <p>SAN FRANCISCO—”I love it,” said Sheena Wulf, a Novellist from Kansas City, MO. “If I’m ever sitting in a coffee shop and my sense of alienation and utter detachment from contemporary life provides me…</p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/254710041http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/254710041Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:14:31 -0800<a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1867/">Comics - Explosm.net</a>: <p><img alt="Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic" src="http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/excuses.png"/></p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/254710032http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/254710032Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:14:30 -0800<a href="http://www.basketcasecomix.com/?p=1282">Chart</a>: <p><a href="http://www.basketcasecomix.com/?p=1282" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.basketcasecomix.com/comics/2009-11-23-CCXpie_chart.png" border="0" alt="Chart" title="Chart"/></a></p> Share Thishttp://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/254627897http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/254627897Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:46:25 -0800<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moviegating&defid=4158691">moviegating</a>: <p> To follow any type of car for any period of time to watch the tv inside of the car </p> <p> <i> I am moviegating a minivan because it had my favorite movie playing </i> </p> <div> <a href="http://feeds.urbandictionary.com/~ff/UrbanWordOfTheDay?a=-ATAUrQKlaA:7e9y9KzsHP0:yIl2AUoC8zA" target="_blank"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/UrbanWordOfTheDay?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.urbandictionary.com/~ff/UrbanWordOfTheDay?a=-ATAUrQKlaA:7e9y9KzsHP0:bcOpcFrp8Mo" target="_blank"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/UrbanWordOfTheDay?d=bcOpcFrp8Mo" border="0"/></a> </div>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/254627892http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/254627892Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:46:25 -0800<p>Delicious dinner on Sawtelle kanai to issho desu. <a href="http://pic.gd/d3e4f1" target="_blank">http://pic.gd/d3e4f1</a></p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252746558http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252746558Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:24:26 -0800<a href="http://feeds.latimes.com/~r/latimes/news/nationworld/nation/~3/RDaiwN1NYB4/la-na-genetic-testing21-2009nov21,0,1372909.story">New law bans genetic discrimination</a>: <p>The Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act, the most sweeping anti-discrimination law in nearly 20 years, prohibits employers from hiring or firing based on a person’s genetic makeup. <br/><br/> The most…</p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252504762http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252504762Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:19:22 -0800<a href="http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/11/kkk-planning-protest-of-ole-miss-football-game.php">KKK Planning Protest Of Ole Miss Football Game</a>: <blockquote>Shared by Jeff <br/> The comments are the best part.</blockquote> <p>The Ku Klux Klan is planning to demonstrate at the Ole Miss-LSU football game this Saturday in full robes to protest Ole Miss’s decision to stop…</p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252504765http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252504765Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:19:22 -0800<a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1705">November 20, 2009</a>: <p><img src="http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20091120.gif"/><br/> BAM! Comic on time!<br/><br/> Can anyone explain to me why SMBC might get banned from being submitted on digg? I haven’t had any luck getting through to a human, so I thought I’d ask the INTERNET. (PS:…</p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252504769http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252504769Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:19:22 -0800<a href="http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/11/19/1166084/this-is-an-actual-classified-ad-in">This is an actual classified ad in the Press-Citizen today.</a>: <img alt="Classified" src="http://cdn1.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/86787/classified.jpg"/><div><p>This is an actual classified ad in the Press-Citizen today.</p></div> <p><iframe src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~ah/f/q908s89oqfsvd2ikircbe02r8o/468/60#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blackheartgoldpants.com%2F2009%2F11%2F19%2F1166084%2Fthis-is-an-actual-classified-ad-in" width="100%" height="60" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0"></iframe></p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252504751http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252504751Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:19:21 -0800<p>So I just got Office 2007 on my work machine, and now I’m beta-testing Office 2010 on my home computer. I kinda like it.</p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252503684http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252503684Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:18:12 -0800<p>leaving soon to pick up the wifey at the airport</p>http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252503680http://chriscorning.tumblr.com/post/252503680Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:18:11 -0800